The Wilkinson Microwave Anisotropy Probe and Planck satellite have measured the universe's geometry to be flat within 0.4% margin of error. That's flatter than a pancake, cosmically speaking.
The density parameter Omega equals exactly 1, meaning our universe sits perfectly at the critical density. Not curved inward, not curved outward—just beautifully, mathematically flat. Planck 2018 results confirm this with unprecedented precision.
In our flat universe, parallel lines stay parallel forever, angles in triangles add up to 180°, and Euclidean geometry works perfectly on the largest scales. WMAP observations confirm this geometric flatness.
Our team of theoretical cosmologists and professional meme scientists work tirelessly to prove what we already know: the universe is magnificently, undeniably flat.
The Planck Collaboration's definitive measurement of the universe's geometry, confirming Ω = 1.000 ± 0.004, establishing flatness with unprecedented precision.
WMAP's nine-year analysis of cosmic microwave background radiation, providing crucial evidence for the flat geometry of our universe.
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